Club Unique, literally.



Ok, i think this time ill do a big exeption and instead of writing ill just paste you some incredibly hilarious lines from a notecard Club Unique included in their "policies".
First of all, WHAT THE *censored* this all means? Umm and still they count on DJs to support them? When their fans, whether they are noobs or not could never come over? Snobbery uuugh! - wrong.
Second of all, why would anyone normal make rules about your appearance or sexual orientation? Whyyyyyyyyyy!
And my final thought... god, people are dying laughing when they read they would have to pay 100.000L$ when they get banned and want to get rid of ban. Thinking hurts? Apperently ;)


"No dance machines. We wanna see how good is ur own dance. Chimeras are allowed only to couples or a small groups (3 persons at last)" - ARE YOU SERIOUS?

"No single men or women in the Jacuzzi (only 1+: friends, couples, straights, gays, lesb,…)." -Why would you tell people how to take a bath? o.O

"No noobs (less than 180 days)." -AHAHAHAHA think you behave like noob yourself Club Unique.

"Shape Code: hot." - please man, what else?

"AO Code: medium-high realistic." - Super realistic gives me a ban?

"No freebies." - Everyone got them, so facepalm yourself ;)

"No RP groups." - Erm, why would you care if i come to a club for music?

"No alts." - Someone got no idea how many alts is surrounding everyone.

"Men coming alone to the club will pass by a specific kind of interview before to be admitted plus the normal evaluation. Men with women friends, couples or women only will pass only by the normal evaluation." - You kidding me? Wanna do an x-ray of my pants too? XIX century...

"Once u’r banned, ur fee to have access again to the entrance area is L$ 100.000 (a hundred thousand lindens) each time ur banned." - social work counts too? lmao.


So guys, wanna go party? ;)

MORE TOLERANCY, LESS SNOBBERY!



Sexy Pink Heart